Compared with coffee, which in some studies has been shown to contain up to 347% of the recommended daily allowance of nervous jitters, Pixie Mate is a veritable cornucopia wonderfulness. It's got gobs of antioxidants and, when served with steroids*, can make you grow hair in unusual places.

*Steroid use is not recommended for anyone except the occasional governor or Major League Baseball star.

Here are the nutritional facts statements for our ready-to-drink Organic Energy Teas.